I was scratching my thigh and my two year old son says to me "mom why you touching your weenie?" so i said "I don't have a weenie i'm a girl!" then he asked me the same thing again. so once again i said i don't have one i'm a girl and then i said "but you can't know what girls have until fifth grade." i told him "its called maturation" so he replies to me sort of in a question, looks at me funny and says "masterbation?" ha ha ha i laughed so hard so he thought it was funny and kept saying it but i finally got him to stop and told him it was a bad word. It was just the highlight of my night it was so funny lol! GOTTA LOVE YOUR LIL ONES!
~Mommy Nicole Birchette.
Picture below made me laugh hard but then this made me almost pee my pants. Sounds like something Tristan or Kelton would say
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