Hockey

You may think this is about sports, oh but you're wrong.

"daddy, you hockey?" -son
"no bud, I play lacrosse" -dad
"NO DADDY! HOCKEY! PLEASE!" -son

"Hey babe, you wanna come translate for our son?" -dad

"what's up dude?" -mom

"mom, you hockey please?"-son
"sure bubba, I'll help you." -mom