That's Saucey

Kelton is eating spaghetti, he says he has an owie in his tummy. He's shows me where, then says "ugh, my button is dirty!" cause he got sauce on his belly button.

I know you are, but what am I?

Nothing about this post is fiction.


Setting: elementary school lunch room

Main character: 1 adorable 2nd grade twin girl

Co-stars: 2 other cute 2nd grade girls

Storyline: they were getting up to their their lunch tray away, you can tell that these three girls are friends and that they play together often...


With that said... I don't know what brought this line on but I had to do everything in my power as an authority figure to not laugh, jump up and down and give this girl a high give or something...
So anyway, they're getting up and the twin says "oh yeah, well you're a pregnant teenager!"

Hockey

You may think this is about sports, oh but you're wrong.

"daddy, you hockey?" -son
"no bud, I play lacrosse" -dad
"NO DADDY! HOCKEY! PLEASE!" -son

"Hey babe, you wanna come translate for our son?" -dad

"what's up dude?" -mom

"mom, you hockey please?"-son
"sure bubba, I'll help you." -mom

Ryan, "Are you fly like a g6?" Kelton,"Yeah i'm fly."

"mom, i got boogers." -Kelton

"sissy is ewie" -Kelton

"mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom..... hi" -Kelton

"mi mom iz osom" -1st grader (2010)

chrinade (1st grade spelling of Trinity)