I'm sorry, did you say something??

Kensie was in time out and she kept screaming over and over, "How many more minutes do I have left?" and getting louder and LOUDER. I just ignored her and when she got out of timeout I told her that I can't talk to kids that are in time out and she said in a very worried voice, "But mom I actually thought you were death! (deaf)."

~Mommy Becky Bowen

CROAK!!

Kelton has now officially learned how to cover up a fart. Kelton and I were laying in my bed, he toots and 


says, "Oops!! Dang it Mom, I stepped on another frog!"

Owies??

So this story isn't about my son, him being only two months old, nothing too funny has happened. 

* It's about my niece Ruby *

One day we were sitting at the kitchen table eating some french fries, and my shirt was raised a little on the side. I was 7 months pregnant and was getting stretch marks on my hip. Ruby says "Nana you have owies on you" I thought it was the funniest thing, I just told her "it's okay they don't hurt" 

~Auntie Brianna Mace

Red Handed

I caught Kasen pocketing a dollar off the coffee table. I told him that was stealing and a very wrong decision. I asked him why he took it, his 
innocent response was: "I needed a dollar for chicken nuggets." It was so cute that I had a rough time disciplining him.


~Mommy Mandi

What makes a good husband/wife??

Click on the link. and if you know how to to put these videos on the blog, by all means, feel free to let me know... :)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR6hiyWzwJQ&NR=1

Life's lessons...

Life lesson = learned. :)

This really is so cute/funny, here's the link to it... i don't know how to put the video on this blog yet. I'm still kinda new. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkaB72F05S4&NR=1

Out of the mouth of babes...

Wow. My son boggles my mind! 

We went to Grandpa Jimmy's grave today, 
Right when we got there and saw his picture, Kelton runs right up to it and gives him a kiss.

So we were just sitting there, hanging out with Grandpa for a while

Kelton decided to tell Papa a story, but he was whispering and I wasn't allowed to know what he was saying, he told me to go away. 

I felt like i was in time out...

He finally told me that i could come back. He said was making Papa a home...out of grass.  

I told Kelton not to stand on his picture cause it'll give him owies.

"No Mom, Papa no more owies, he's fine".. and then he made me put my toes on it..

I'm so freaking in love. ♥




Here are some more pictures from our recent trip. (fyi... Karli was zonked out in the car right by us, so that's why she's not in any of these pictures)

"Love is Love's Reward"

Such a good man. You are greatly missed. 

Mommy and Bubba visiting Grandpa Jimmy

 When we were leaving Kelton gave Grandpa kisses and whispered some more and then said "See Ya" 

...we don't say 'see ya' we usually just say 'bye bye' or "toodles" 

I wonder... 

***Well... 'See Ya' i guess Jimmy. I'm elated you and Kelton had a good talk <3

We love you.

Genius

Brooklyn: Brycen, get off my scooter.

Brycen: No.

Brooklyn: Do u want a popcicle?

Brycen: Yes.

Brooklyn: Then get off my scooter!

~Mommy Baylie Smith

Toothless

Brooklyn: Mom I need to brush my teeth they are falling out!

~Mommy Baylie Smith

After Sophie's attempt at a morning nap, I brought her back upstairs, but I was pretty tired, so I was resting on the couch watching TV while she played. We have the hallway and the kitchen gated off, so generally she doesn't get into too much trouble and I can let her play while I do chores, or in this case, rest.

Either way, I ended up dozing off for a few minutes, and woke up when I could hear some noises behind me. I turned around and this is what I saw:

She had climbed onto the chair in front of the sewing machine, then onto the table and was playing with the pieces to the "Guess Who?" game. Also notice several baby wipes strewn around her. She had gotten into the diaper bag and had pulled about ten wipes from the container.

~Mommy Sarah Collins

It's gunna get me!!

My little one is nine months old and is scared of the vacuum, so whenever I vacuum the carpet he hides behind me. If I move he moves too and always makes sure my legs are between him and the vacuum.

~Mommy Neisa Lowry

I wanna be just like you

This picture is suuuper blurry, but it's just so darn cute. Like father, like son.

This one is a little bit better..

He's a thinker...

What Mom?!

I thought it was really cute when she said "What Mom!?" with a teenager-attitude, but still her little angelic voice.

The Fundamentals of Life

My oldest son was about four years old and I was teaching him to say thank you! He wanted a glass of juice so I "said what do we say!?" He said "please"..ok that was good. I said to myself he's got this.. So I gave him his juice and said "what do we say?" He looked at me, so I said "thank you" and he replied "you're welcome"!

~Mommy Angela Peterson

Look What I Can Do Mom!!

When I walked around the corner and saw her playing IN the drawer I wasnt too concerned...

However....when I came back a few min later.....well......
"Look what I can do Mom!!"
oh dear........

~Mommy Katelin Rife Austin

Let the questions begin!

I was scratching my thigh and my two year old son says to me "mom why you touching your weenie?" so i said "I don't have a weenie i'm a girl!" then he asked me the same thing again. so once again i said i don't have one i'm a girl and then i said "but you can't know what girls have until fifth grade." i told him "its called maturation" so he replies to me sort of in a question, looks at me funny and says "masterbation?" ha ha ha i laughed so hard so he thought it was funny and kept saying it but i finally got him to stop and told him it was a bad word. It was just the highlight of my night it was so funny lol! GOTTA LOVE YOUR LIL ONES!

~Mommy Nicole Birchette.

Get in my BELLY!!!

Enough said...

~Mommy Courtney Christensen Durrand

Like Father, Like Son

Krew calls both Daddy and I "babe" because that's what we call each other.

~Mommy Bobbie Atkin

Rock-a-bye Horse

Hagen was about 5-6 months old and we took our first family trip to Idaho to go visit my grandma and my husband gave Hagen for the first time and he loved it.... and 3 days before we left Hagen rode his first horse for the first time and i thought that it was so cute and he didnt want to get off cuz he was so relaxed that he was about to fall asleep.

~ Mommy Megan LaVon Roddam

That's Saucey

Kelton is eating spaghetti, he says he has an owie in his tummy. He's shows me where, then says "ugh, my button is dirty!" cause he got sauce on his belly button.

I know you are, but what am I?

Nothing about this post is fiction.


Setting: elementary school lunch room

Main character: 1 adorable 2nd grade twin girl

Co-stars: 2 other cute 2nd grade girls

Storyline: they were getting up to their their lunch tray away, you can tell that these three girls are friends and that they play together often...


With that said... I don't know what brought this line on but I had to do everything in my power as an authority figure to not laugh, jump up and down and give this girl a high give or something...
So anyway, they're getting up and the twin says "oh yeah, well you're a pregnant teenager!"

Hockey

You may think this is about sports, oh but you're wrong.

"daddy, you hockey?" -son
"no bud, I play lacrosse" -dad
"NO DADDY! HOCKEY! PLEASE!" -son

"Hey babe, you wanna come translate for our son?" -dad

"what's up dude?" -mom

"mom, you hockey please?"-son
"sure bubba, I'll help you." -mom

Ryan, "Are you fly like a g6?" Kelton,"Yeah i'm fly."

"mom, i got boogers." -Kelton

"sissy is ewie" -Kelton

"mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom..... hi" -Kelton

"mi mom iz osom" -1st grader (2010)

chrinade (1st grade spelling of Trinity)